Don't even bother adding me if;
1. You're a creepy, old and lonely 40 year old man who collects porn for a living. I'm not going to be seduced by you asking me what I did on the weekend, and it doesn't turn me on when you say cheers for the add, because I'm pretty sure you added me.
ps: I have a boyfriend.
2. You're a person who claims they like a band but can't even spell it properly. eg: Bloc Party, you may think that you're smart kids but it is not Block Party. Lostprophets is one word, as is Kisschasy.
3. For people with tatts.. (there are some fucking wicked ones out there, HOWEVER), I hope that your 'ink' has a meaning, or you have a life-long piece of shit drawn on your skin... and I don't.
4. If you don't know how to behave at gigs. This includes wearing attire that you thinks makes you fit in, it just makes you stand out and look like you are there for the image not the music. Don't jump directly up and down unless you are in the mosh or at a Wiggles concert.
5. If you diss bands/artists.* There are some completely shit ones out there, so there's no need to waste your breath telling me that ones I like are crap. I will get defensive, especially if you turn around and listen to an artist who I believe has no talent. *Does not include Missy Higgins. (Repulsive carpet muncher). Big hate.
6. If you are one of those with excess amount of videos, glitter graphics or shite in general on their page. Extra gross if it's an image of playboy bunny. Unless you're a lesbian, tranny or slappa this isn't acceptable.
7. PeOpLe WhO wRiTe LyK dIs. LOLZZZ!!!!!!! Omggg, stop wasting your time on here and go to school!
8. Do NOT send me a free Macy's gift card or spam my page. I'm from Australia, pretty sure you are too (well majority of you), so how the hell am I supposed to redeem a voucher that is simply the cause of you being a gullable tosser who got phished, AND holy shitnit dawg I don't want any ringtones either!
9. "PC4PC", "jump on the whore train." etc. I get pissed off when people on my list do this. I have deleted several people because of it. A) friends will comment your new token emotional photo pose if they feel the need, but I won't if you even suggest it. B) if you love yourself and/or just don't have friends and are trying to get socialised I don't need my bulletin board covered in your spam in the process. If I wanted to whore myself I would stand on the corner of Hindley Street.
